Magical Trevor: The truth behind the madness

(for those that haven't seen this horrible display of misusing magic you can find the first one here)

Magical Trevor, for years he has shown only his public face to the people. For years he has hidden the evil behind his calm friendly mask. But today I will reveal him for who he really is, I can only hope that I don't mystery disappear in the same way that those who last went public with this information did.

As we all know, Magical Trevor first appeared to the public when his first major trick was successful. As we all know he made a cow disappear and then later reappear, but in actual fact the only people who know what happened that day were the ones that were there. However we can look at the footage and work out logically what happened that fateful day.

Trevor destroying the cow

So when Trevor made the cow disappear, as can be seen in the above picture, what he was actually doing was destroying it. Obviously what he is firing there are lasers, lasers are the only thing that are that awesome. So Trevor has just vaporised a cow, what does he do next?

Threatening the witnesses

Obviously next he takes care of the witnesses, he can be seen here threatening the cows. His exact threat can't be told from this picture alone but look at those crazy crazy eyes. But still more evidence is seen when we find what investigators found later on at the scene.

The letter found at the site

As can be seen obviously in the above picture, Trevor left the cows threatening notes detailing the possibilities if they talk. But cows are known for their steadfast loyalty and thus they needed to tell the world about their poor lost friend.

Cow addressing the media

The cows decided as group something had to be done, so as a whole they organised a media conference and tried to reveal the truth about magical Trevor. Unfortunetly before they could get the whole truth out they vanished mysteriously. Nobody knows where they went, but later on in Trevor's career he hints on where they might have gone.

Final resting place of the cows?

To all you nay sayers who claim that he returned the cow, nothing can be revived from a laser blast. The more likely solution is that that is in fact a different cow. We believe this to be the actual truth. Trevor still refuses to return our calls.

- Fae